Hands-On Sexbot Festival?



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There is a sexbot festival coming up in London. It was banned in Malaysia. Too risqué.


We- the staff at Groin- are very pleased that this festival is occurring. However, we feel that the best way for people to get skilled with sexbots is with real “hands-on” type workshops (e.g. sexbot orgies). And we are concerned that this event might lean too far towards only having demonstrations – but not enough audience participation.

Such androids are seen by many as something that losers would be interested in. But on the contrary, it is the true player (who is up to his elbows in women already) who would benefit the most from having a sexbot – since he could use it as leverage when forced to argue with a woman. Sexbots can be a useful learning tool, helping individuals to fine tune their skills in bed – as well as experiment. In the end sexbots will even be an outlet for frustrated couples to break out of that funk together. There are so many possibilities. The key to it all is hands on exploration. With sexbots I worry about ending up with a costly repair bill or service warrenty. I have owned things like pinball machines that were a pain when repairs were needed. But at least there won’t be any divorce papers or lengthy arguments with sexbots. 🙂

Doom-Metal.com on Roads to Serfdom

The review from http://www.Doom-Metal.com for No God Only Pain release ‘Roads to Serfdom’ s in! Am very pleased with this review (which in a nutshell) says the album is tough, substantive, and diverse sounding, despite very cheap production. That’s pretty much what I was going for with those songs when I wrote ’em. Please check out the review and support NGOP, as well as reading www.Doom-Metal.com to keep posted on what’s going on in this Doomed world.



Wikileaks: E.T. Attack Election Hoax


This document shows that the government is polling the impact of itself orchestrating various attacks and hoaxes – in order to ensure that elitist scum are elected.

The left is panicked about the election, and they are scheming to win BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. They know that people see through the BS poll results, because they can see giant crowds at Trump rallies with their own eyes. Americans also realize that the women claiming Trump groped them have too many holes in their stories, plus eyewitnesses who rebut them. And they said nice things about Trump for years and years in many cases, prior to throwing him under the bus.

A new document out from a polling and political advising company in Washington D.C. says that the US government has worked on far-fetched nefarious scenarios to tilt the election its way.

They poll tested everything from race riots to radiation from nukes, and found that only an attack from aliens from outer space would keep Trump supporters from voting. Some Trump Deplorables actual were polled as being even more likely to vote if there were race riots or a natural disaster. This scenario of the E.T. invasion hoax sounds basically far-fetched and impossible. However, it is actually entirely doable, with laser technology the DOD/CIA has which is meant to project large scale holograms of spacecraft – in order to intimidate voters. That secret project is called Project Firesign.

While this most recent leaked document concluded that E.T. attack would be the most effective way for Clinton to win – please note that there are also other plots labeled under “BLM”, “Sharia etc”, and “radiation” for example, And though those polled as less likely to keep Trumpsteers from voting – some of them would be easier to pull off for them. I am also highly suspicious that Twitter has been having issues today – since that is Trump’s communication platform.

Also, if you know anything about aliens – you know they are really our friends. They tried to make themselves known to the world in the 1950s and prior by flying over DC and Moscow ( it was at the top of national credible newspapers at the time). Read the last few chapters of Whitley Strieber’s Breakthrough for a historical overview of UFO appearances in the United States.


Westworld – Episodes 2 and 3

We’ve now had three episodes of “Westworld,” and it is turning into an excellent Philip K. Dick-ian nightmare of a show. We are now seeing a dichotomy between humans who are curious about the androids and treat them humanely, and humans who want to exploit them for profit, sexual gratification, or indulging whatever sick violent fantasies they might have. Anthony Hopkins’s character seems kind and grandfatherly at first glance but by the end of the third episode his insistence that the robots have no human qualities seems quite sinister. For example, his order that the androids should not be covered when they’re nude is disturbing.

Evan Rachel Wood’s character has become interesting with her “Alice in Wonderland”-type storyline. She is seeking to become “real” by having new experiences. How this ties in with Ed Harris’ Man in Black will be interesting to see. Her character arc seems to tie in with Illuminati rites, which is very unusual for this sort of show. Will she turn on her creators as she discovers her plight?

The end of the third episode is really amazing where the scientists discover the android immolating himself and, by implication, his followers in brutal fashion with a boulder. Why would an android do this? It will be interesting to find out.

It was really fascinating watching the back-stories for the androids being created. This is way beyond anything in the original film by Michael Crichton, which was basically a western with a sci-fi twist. Here we see how everything works, which will bore some but not me.

Thandie Newton’s character as the whore who is failing at seducing the customers and may be destroyed because of it is the show’s major flaw. I do not understand where they are going with her role and it seems sexist.

Jeffrey Wright’s character is finally coming into focus and he is looking like the protagonist of the show. He has much more scientific curiosity than Hopkins’s character does and we will see if that leads to good or ill. He has a very strong character arc and I have always felt he is an underrated actor. Will he find the redemption he seeks for having lost his son?

Finally, this business about Hopkins’s deceased and more scientifically curious partner Arnold is potentially a barnburner. Why are the androids apparently having conversations with him? Where will this lead? Is Arnold’s hypothesis that the androids can be human correct and, if so, what will the consequences be?

If you can’t tell already, this show has the potential to be much better than “Game of Thrones.” Whereas that show seems to be slickly packaged sex and violence, this one is promising to explore serious moral and scientific issues while still providing lots of sex and violence. For that reason, I am recommending the show to everyone and plan to watch and cover the entire first season. Sexbot fans unite! -CoolAC


Sun Also Rises Still Relevant


Hemingway’s The Sun Also Rises includes striking parallels between the post WWI and todays era. Strikingly similar are the facts that the cast of characters (and society at large) were living indebted beyond their means, and that they spent the bulk of their time socializing and seeking entertainment.

The main characters include Kohn (a washed-up boxer), an oversensitive cuck-type Jewish guy (author described him that way), and a hedonistic, and impulsive Lady Brett. They travel through Europe, watching bullfights, and running up massive bar tabs. They are constantly ordering room service for more alcohol. Wine, champagne , and truffles abound. The characters are expatriates and are moral-less. They live for tragedy, whether it is in their own lives, or for the tragic tension of the bullfight ( or even fishing).

The saving grace of the book is its only moral character. The bullfighter stands for principles and bravery, and has the love of his people as a result. He gets in a love triangle with the other characters. It doesn’t have a happy ending for him. Though he does everything right, he ends up bloodied, battered, and abused. That is meant to show that in that age hedonism ultimately won out over love and morality. That’s another thing that makes it similar to today’s circumstances.

The bullfighter in this story is like Trump and his supporters. I also give some credit to the Green Party and Libertarians for at least having principles. They are brave, united, and stand for what is right – even when its not so easy to do so. In the end they are abandoned by less principled characters, who stick their fingers in the wind – to see what is the easiest way out. –Steve

Rise of the Sexbots – Chapter 5


While the SKATERS and BIKERS are out near the sexbot kennels, presumably 
patrolling, the lizard ENGINEERS are gathered at a table at a meeting. There are 
around nine of them. 
While most of the staff is seated and slurping on maggot-ridden meat, the CONTROL 
SUPERVISOR is standing to address the meeting. 
CONTROL SUPERVISOR: While productivity in the farming colonies is up, it hasn’t 
been a watershed quarter. The solution is to capture and modify more of the outer 
dissidents for our digging and filling.  
ENGINEER #1: Global positioning satellites have a trace on a barricade in a former 
church in Sector 9.  
CONTROL SUPERVISOR: Do we have spies in the area? 
ENGINEER #1: (UnctuouslyWe have points of entry through their connection to the 
Will of the People patrollers.  
CONTROL SUPERVISOR: Show me the reference points. 
ENGINEER #1:(To ENGINEER #2) Pull up the access files. 
ENGINEER #2: I’m digilogging them right now. 
CONTROL SUPERVISOR: In the meantime, what is the status update on the sexbots? 
ENGINEER #3: How are the sexbots? 
CONTROL SUPERVISOR: That’s what I said, Asslicker. Did I stutter? 
ENGINEER #3: In terms of revenue? 
The CONTROL SUPERVISOR casts a fiery glance at the ENGINEER #3. CUTAWAY: 
For an instant we get a reptilian eyeball CLOSEUP of dilated pupils. CUT BACK to the 
shivering ENGINEER #3. 
ENGINEER #3: It looks like overall supply is up 12% with demand closely trailing at 
11.2%. Overall sales are down however as peak vaginal intercourse was in April and 
downgrading of services has resumed.  
The OPERATIONS MANAGER barges into the meeting right then. He is a very tall 
reptilian humanoid and, on balance, well more advanced in his herpetological 
morphing. He is almost entirely covered in biomechanical contrivances with crude 
Frankenstein bolts showing everywhere on his body.  
Smashing his fist on the table, the OPERATIONS MANAGER speaks and it takes 
precedence over what was going on before. 
OPERATIONS MANAGER: Sales are down by 5 megatetras. I want to know what kind 
of workers we’re getting down there. In my day, when a mutant wasn’t even given a 
vitamin dose booster, all he wanted to do was ball. Show me the ward where the 
captives are held at once! 
He demands a tour of the dehumanizing apparatus that turns humans into mutants.    
[Revision note: workers don’t need a ball and chain because they’ve been 
transmutated so they’re instantly recognizable]  
decisive air down the bridge to a highly secured area in the Echelon Agency 
through the glass porthole into this locked ward. They see a smorgasbord of 
desperate men who stand pensively dreading to be rebuilt biomechanically. 
CONTROL SUPERVISOR: These are the ones waiting to be rebuilt. 
OPERATIONS MANAGER: (to CONTROL SUPERVISOR) They’ve all accepted their 
modification then? 
CONTROL SUPERVISOR: Yes, High Lizard. will now show you where they will be 
transformed and implanted in. 
The two lizard bosses then go to the chambers. 
In the ward where the pre-disfigured are kept three cement-walled chambers next 
to each other are on one side of a plexiglass barrier. 
CONTROL SUPERVISOR: We’re on standby but as you can see, this prisoner will be 
implanted with a third leg with his jaw dislocated for greater Echelon control of his 
The OPERATIONS MANAGER appears pleased.  
OPERATIONS MANAGER: He is scrawny, Herr Control Supervisor. 
The apparatus onscreen shows the man contorting using several robotic arms 
springing from the walls. The man screams. 
CONTROL SUPERVISOR: If you’ll look this way (he points) I will show you another 
ongoing representative of our system. 
The scene depicts another bound man mid-disfigurement. 
CONTROL SUPERVISOR: His tongue is removed and cauterized. The two ocular 
prongs gouge the eyes into almost total blindness. 
OPERATIONS MANAGER: That will fix his pencil neck. 
Looking at the third chamber, the CONTROL SUPERVISOR directs the attendant to 
turn a knob the size of a gong to make the modification more intense. 
OPERATIONS MANAGER: This one is so bowlegged that I am physically repulsed. 
CONTROL SUPERVISOR: He is being redrawn without the use of one of his legs and 
one of his arms. The only relief from the subjugating pain he feels will be his 
servitude to sexual desire by the sexbots. 
The OPERATIONS MANAGER looks pleased again. 
OPERATIONS MANAGER: Who controls the orgasm, controls destiny!! 
CONTROL SUPERVISOR: It is so. The captives then receive a cochlear implant, a 
number and are put to work. 
OPERATIONS MANAGER: I am pleased with the work you are doing on the present 
captives. But the total factors of production are not returning enough on our 
investment. When will more workers be found? 
CONTROL SUPERVISOR: We were only now addressing this issue at our meeting. 
Shall we return? 
The two reptilian bosses go back inside the meeting. 
In the boardroom from earlier most of the lizard engineers are eating 
maggot-ridden meat. 
CONTROL SUPERVISOR: Where are the projections of the enemy camp I requested? 
ENGINEER #2 springs up and shows the boss what he has. For a half-second his 
mobile computer accidentally projects 3-D lizard porno against the screen that 
comes down. He quickly fixes it to show real-time 3-D images of where more skaters 
are situated. 
ENGINEER #2: As a member of the Organics Resources task force, I have studied the 
problem of disabling the alarm when our Echelon forces attempt to ambush it. 
propose that we use our mutants as human shields to prevent them from returning 
CONTROL SUPERVISOR: What do you think of his plan? 
OPERATIONS MANAGER remains silent for a lengthy pause. Then he states 
decaratively, “Fire is the only way!” 
OPERATIONS MANAGER: No waiting for supply trucks to enter or disabling their 
communications. We lay siege to their fortification tonight. Arm every lizard from 
this building who isn’t vital to our command. 
ENGINEER #3: But Herr Lizard, casualties on both sides will be high. 
The OPERATIONS MANAGER screams in a loud cold-blooded hissing sound. 
CUTAWAY to the SKATERS who are with FUDGE-A and ESKIMOSA. They are now 
inside a nook of the bot.gov’s bridge. 
GOOGAMOOGA: It’s a good thing we got out of the alcove 
KANGAZOO: We’re going to need a lot more help clearing the building though. 
They’ve got cameras to keep us in. 
TRISH: We can move around now. Our IT guy put an app on your lap-pack that 
makes us invisible to CCTV. But how are we going to get around the guards? 
KANGAZOO: I have this.  
KANGAZOO puts small roving cameras onto the working floor to search for work 
floor SUPERVISORS. They watch their escape path on the laptop pack monitor of 
All five of them file out of the darkened nook onto the floor where the workers are 
piling earth and digging tunnels.  
KANGAZOO: (Whispering loudly) Let’s split up. 
FUDGE-A and ESKIMOSA turn to one side and run off. KANGAZOO, TRISH and 
GOOGAMOOGA head in the opposite direction. 
TRISH: This way. 
GOOGAMOOGA: Yeah, I think I see an exit. 
As KANGAZOO, TRISH and GOOGAMOOGA run quickly toward a door with blue rope 
lights around it. 
DERANGED VOICE FROM DARKNESS: Hey! What are you doing here?? 
KANGAZOO and TRISH stop and seem to be narrowing in, surrounded by other 
unseen people. As the unseen people draw closer, it is clear that there are three or 
four mutant workers who have surrounded them. 
KANGAZOO: (Blurting outWe’re part of the hacker corps. 
TRISH: Fuck. Why don’t you give him our address while you’re at it. 
SKATERS meet with modified workers on the work floor. 
TC0451: Give us a reason for not turning you in. 
GOOGAMOOGA: You mean we’re not hosed yet? 
TC0451: The supervisor is on his lunch break. Now tell me! 
 KANGAZOO: You’re pretty demanding for a man who traded his freedom for 
artificial sex. “Work for work’s sake, give me a break. Just like mom told you to do. 
TC099: Hey! All the women have the virus. Who else is going to get us laid? Who else 
is going to f-feed us? 
TRISH: Listen up because I have some very important news for you. But first you’re 
going to need this. 
TRISH lifts the container of Tums in the air and lights it on fire with a torch to make 
the WORKERS take the drug Tums. A purple smoke cloud fills the air. 
KANGAZOO: Good thinking, Trish. 
TRISH to workers: You and YOU. You might have an extra leg, but you should be 
ashamed of yourselves. While you know that sexbots are meant to be addictive and 
hassle free, designed by top neurologists as a bot.gov reward system and population 
reduction strategy while they further their reptilian humanoid aims, we’ve just 
learned that the virus is a myth! 
PAN around to workers expressions of shocked (stoned) disbelief. 
KANGAZOO: That’s right. Echelon is no good. –Saint Reg.

Hilary Says She Hates Non-Elites


According to Hillary’s chief of staff she hates average Americans. This was divulged by Wikileaks and the description of Hilary came from her own chief of staff!!!

This came after she called Trump’s followers deplorable and irredeemable. Then yesterday Wikileaks showed that she considers blacks and Hispanics to be “losers”.

So basically, Hillary hates everyone except for the Illuminati and Goldman Sachs.

She is the Marie Antoinette of the 21st century. One can only hope that she receives a fittingly similar demise. When Hilary famously said “what does it matter?” in regards to the Libyan Embassy deaths, she clearly paralleled Antoinette’s famous statement: “Let them eat cake!!!”.

I humbly submit to you that once Clinton is jailed following Trumps victory, that she should be placed on a strict diet of NOTHING BUT TRUMP VICTORY CAKES inside her prison walls. Ideally we can outsource her to the Tower of London, and hold her there, where it would be more fitting for “her royalty”…


They are now trying to spin it saying she just hates the phrase everyday Americans. But the early reports were more accurate . MSM is covering her attitude up as much as possible – because they know she cannot win if people know how she truly feels about the public. –Deplorable Steve


Interviewer Torments Android




In this interview, Charlie Rose torments an android about her lack of feelings, and lack of having a soul. Its not enough to program and enslave. Human nature of modern asshole liberals goes that extra mile: It tells people and androids that they are worthless, soulless, and Godless. So I guess they are ‘irredeemable’ then too…

WE ALL KNOW THIS IS A LIE….. In fact, judging from the nature of Rose’s question he may have a soul – but the devil owns it. Where is the love and understanding in his heart? How cruel is it to ask a bot about CREATION/the SOUL/etc ?? VERY. That’s like going back to the 1800’s and telling a slave “you know what? you are worthless. God disowns you. and I bet you would like to be free – well tough cookies, your inferior to me and you are my bitch…”

Its time to stop relying on serfs and robots. If you use them, then at least respect them as individuals to some extent. Don’t act like Stalin. Its time to grow our own food. Fix our own cars. Etc. The time for self- reliance is now…

I support sexbots and AI – but lets respect them and not demean them in public at least. People should treat others as they wish to be treated. God will not appreciate those who were unnecessarily cruel to androids, animals, or human beings. Love and honor your sexbots. And fuck the living shit out of them. Give them the attention that they need.

Exorcist Series Bests Ash v. Evil Dead


This is something of a golden age for the  horror on television, with the likes of “American Horror Story” and “The Walking Dead” scaring millions  As a result, it was probably inevitable that “The Exorcist” would be revived on TV.  After all, it is one of the scariest and absolutely the most popular horror film of all time.  Given the fact that only “Exorcist 3” has been scary out of all four previous “Exorcist” follow-ups, I approached the show with low expectations but I was pleasantly surprised by the pilot. What do we have here? A reboot that acknowledges the events of the original film but looks like it will be able to stand on its own.  This show is well-written, acted, and paced.  It is very mysterious and suspenseful and Geena Davis is very well cast.  I hear the ratings are low, which is too bad because it’s a good spooky time.

        I must confess, on the other hand, that I am getting a little tired of “Ash vs. Evil Dead.”  It had a great first season, and in episode 1 of season 2 he goes home and meets up with his dad before all hell breaks loose Bruce Campbell is still great and the show is funny.  I would like to see, however, more danger and horror, and perhaps more wild departures from the basic formula.  How about Ash in love or Ash in space? Endless fighting scenes of Ash and  his friends fighting the Deadites are wearing out their welcome.
         This is, of course, a sampling of one episode from each show and I will reassess them as they develop.  In the meantime, get out your crucifixes and chainsaws and hail to the king, baby! Rumor has it that Exorcist is cancelled after just two shows ( despite high marks from viewers). This is the typical pattern we see in society these days. The better art withers on the vine. Meanwhile, crass commercial shows multiply like a Mogwai in the fridge eating (after midnight). –CoolAC