Pathetic Mod Rock Whooping

I am at the gym almost everyday hitting the weights. And everyday I have to suffer through this bland contemporary, offensively ball-less pop music with lots of ‘O-Oh , O-oh, Oh- O Oh’ over an anemic beat and uninspired two chord song. I finally found this article, ,which explained this incredibly lame and sleep (and lactate) inducing music phenomena which involves going back and forth between a major 5th and 3rd aimlessly, (like a good little Xanex whiner should). This vocal ‘technique’ is unfortunately popping up in like every hit song now. More likely than not, its a warning to let you know the Illuminati are mind-raping you with the newest Katie Perry hit.


Author: Lord Beardschlimmer Wilhelm Bartholomew III

Leading the charge against societal decay!