The Age Of The Sexbot Has Dawned

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As a man, you may think you have two options. But you really only have one. You may think you have the choice of whether to be a single, bachelor ; or to have a “relationship”, which basically means NO PRIVACY and NO FUN outside of her.

In truth, that first option does not really exist. Lets say you date two or three women. You assert your right to privacy, since you are not married anyways. No matter how many fancy dates and beautiful scenic paradises you take her to, no matter how many orgasms you give her (pro-tip: the more you give her the worse she will treat you…) inevitably there are primary questions continually and annoyingly asked of you, the obvious being the classic line: “Will you be my boyfriend?” which reflects a high school-like mentality. Followed by a) Are you seeing anyone else? b) (the germaphobic classic) How can I be sure you wear a condom with someone else?

I should mention that if you and they were in position to get married (financially and getting along well enough) then that’s great. Go for it. Personally I do not see a lot of well-balanced single women out there, who have a steady job and are financially solvent and of sound and calm mind. Beyond that, I recognize that most marriages end in divorce and child custody crap. And that society always sees the man as the bad guy if the women becomes distressed, even if she is a known drama queen etc. Also I do not appreciate the fact that the government taxes married people a bunch, nor that the government feels the need to certify the marriage and that type thing. Also, fancy wedding ceremonies are a waste of hard earned cash and money could go to better and less frivolous causes, like liquor or the poor.

But as men we still want sex and companionship. We just don’t want to be stuck in a sex life with someone who has our balls on full surveillance lock-down (going through our cell phone texts and emails ) nor do we want to be romantic with someone who has been giving us a hard time all day. The time has come to get real about this stuff. This is the 21st century. and we are stuck dealing with these women who are stuck in Disney-entranced Victorian era day-dream fiascos about princesses and frogs; meanwhile ISIS is taking over the world, and the men are trying to get sex-changes to switch to the winning team in the sex war , or they are going gay on Craigslist. Enough of this non-sense already. It is time for the SEXBOTS TO ARISE!

We need to design our own personal sexbots. Look at this guy in Hong Kong who designed his own sexbot. Look at how happy he looks! Do you think he is having to spend his nice sunny, summer day arguing with HIS significant other. HELL NO! He is getting it in deep and funky with his own personal home-made sexbot. And she is loving every minute of it – and begging for more. He has the right idea. By taking the initiative and keeping one step ahead of the government and the opposite sex he has shown us a clear path to virtue and happiness. There are a few sites in the US where you can buy a premade one for roughly 10k. Be sure to buy the Republican model. That company also rents them out for parties at $300 per hour, but you are responsible for buying and changing the skin.

The key to the future with sexbots is to keep them out of the hands of the government. The government will want to regulate them to prevent a Pandora’s Box from being opened. When the government goes to regulate sexbots they will likely hoard them and tax the Jesus out of them. Ultimately the government will try and use sexbots to pacify the growing dissent in the population. It will be a new form of Soma. They must be kept free. – Col. Wilhelm Bartholomew III

Author: Col. Wilhelm Bartholomew III

Leading the charge against societal decay!

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