Rise of the Sexbots (Chapter 4)

Chapter 4

The Pop Princess Selection System

The scene’s beginning is where FUDGE-A and ESKIMOSA are still covered by the SKATER’s guns have lead the SKATERS to give them meg at a Pick n’ Pull junkyard.

They are charged by barking dogs who surprise them in the dark. The dogs are shown to be at the end of their chains out of harm’s way for now though.

GOOGAMOOGA: So where’s the stuff?

FUDGE-A: Come over here.

FUDGE-A leads the group to a counter decorated with used car parts. A salesman

wearing the W.O.P. insignia bounces to life.

SALESMAN: What do you want?

GOOGAMOOGA: We’re looking for meg.

SALESMAN: I don’t know what you’re talking about. You shouldn’t be out here.

TRISH: We want some shit.

SALESMAN: The portapotty’s been busted for a year now. You can let ‘er rip outside

the property.

KANGAZOO: Okay, joker. How about some Tums.

SALESMAN: Oh it’s Tums you want. That’ll be five tetra.

KANGAZOO: We don’t have any tetras. WINGNUT and HECKYL over here said he could hook us up.

SALESMAN: There’s no free rides over here. Why don’t you try hacking into Incel’s server and bootlegging some or something?

KANGAZOO: Now who would go and do a thing like that?

TRISH winks at KANGAZOO.

SALESMAN: No tokens no laundry.

FUDGE-A lifts the hood of a broken car and lifts out a teddy bear stuffed with vials.

He grabs a couple of them for their hosts the SKATERS.

FUDGE-A: Consider this a high interest loan. Five tetras now. An extra tetra each day. If you take more than a week we kill you and snatch all your dental work for payment.

This lie satisfies the salesman who lets them go.

FUDGE-A: Come on let’s get out of here.

The W.O.P. bikers lead the SKATERS out of the JUNKYARD infrastructure.

TRISH asks ESKIMOSA, “Is that enough?” as they walk behind the BIKERS.

ESKIMOSA: That’s enough for a team on a 50 gang.

They get back on their motorcycles pulling the SKATERS. They motor past the entrance of the worker’s camp where the mantra “Work for Work’s sake is stamped as a metal sign over the gate.

The W.O.P. bikers, FUDGE-A and ESKIMOSA, lead KANGAZOO, TRISH, and GOOGAMOOGA through a back entrance of Echelon agency. The SKATERS are wearing biker disguises so as not to be detected by the cameras. They’re dressed as bikers. FUDGE-A lets the group in with his badge.

They are first met with resistance by the W.O.P. bikers inside the W.O.P. break room but eventually FUDGE-A and ESKIMOSA explain that they’ve cut a deal with the SKATERS.

FUDGE-A takes the SKATERS to a large dark room where the sun never shines annexed to the lizard base where they can view the sexbots. They’re recharging while connected in a long series to an unseen power source.

FUDGE-A: This is an important part of the worker’s reward system.

ESKIMOSA: The workers get a tetra for every sixty hours performed in the mining operations. The best bot can get 15 tetras for her services in any one of several tunnels connected beneath this zone.

TRISH: I have a funny feeling about this place. We should go.

Ignoring her anxiety, KANGAZOO and GOOGAMOOGA are fascinated by what they are seeing.

KANGAZOO: Who oversees the sexbot exchanges? Is it the lizard overlords?

FUDGE-A: I can see how you would think that. But while the programming and maintenance of the girls is conducted by lizards, the sexbots are self-regulating.

They’re inner most conduits accept the tetra coins and are signaled by She.

KANGAZOO: Who is the She we keep hearing about?

ESKIMOSA: Don’t tell them.

FUDGE-A: What difference does it make? We’re already dead if the old lizards find out what we’ve been telling them.

ESKIMOSA: Alright. But the truth will cost you a tetra.

KANGAZOO: Add it to my tab.

GOOGAMOOGA: Wait a minute. Do you hear that? What is that sound?

In the darkened robot recharge hall, the sound of a woman’s voice reverberates through the metallic gate.

ESKIMOSA: That sound is She. The Echelon scientists found the exact frequency to make the workers’ as docile as possible. They select a natural born woman with the exact pitch and timbre and using programmed timbre deploy poplaver music at focused intervals. These songs override the worker’s autonomic reflexes completely.

GOOGAMOOGA: I never heard of anything like that before.

FUDGE-A: Get a load of this. The lizard promise that She also rents her body

workers. The price is 1,000,000 tetras.

GOOGAMOOGA: What does it cost to get her to stop singing?

FUDGE-A: Come on. We shouldn’t be here too long.

TRISH: (Insightfully) So this little songbird holds millions of people in slavery with TV commercial jingles and nursery rhymes.

FUDGE-A: Yeah, but not us. We’ve stayed out of the barbed wire for two generations because we’re born and bred outside of the system.

GOOGAMOOGA: What about No God Only Pain though?

FUDGE-A: I didn’t say we have a defense against that degree of sonic assault. Nobody has. –Saint Reggie

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Experts Wrong About Sexbot Supremacy

Here is an expert who says sexbots will be supreme to humans sexually:
http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/06/sex-robots-will-be-better-in-bed-than-any-human-being-expert-promises-6113375/

My take is that that would be an incorrect assumption. It is true that robots have beaten humans in many intellectual endeavors such as chess. And depending if you count machines as robots, then there are many physical tasks which they better humans at. But when you are talking about sex you are talking about a sensual (touch) and mental connection as well. Sensitivity, intuition, even impulsiveness are all facets in which a human will excel beyond the capability of any machine.

How about the classic example of angry sex, revenge sex, make-up sex etc. ?? Women dig that stuff and no bot will provide that catharsis. A robot will obviously be a good sub for bdsm, since its presumably built to obey orders. But people will not get the same thrill out of whipping or paddling a sexbot as they would out a a fine -ass momma human woman. Also lets take a look at other things that were computerized, like EDM (techno). Despite its popularity, techno has caused music to lose its human touch. Which is ironic since the song lyrics tend to be somewhat emotional and “E”-inspired. Or take a look at fake limbs ( like a pump up dick surgery so one’s cock stays hard all the time). I don’t believe the average woman wants that. And while I do recognize that a legit. counterargument can be made for instance the Aussie gold medal winning runner who had robotic legs- its the human element which is attached to the robotic part which provides the emotional drive which makes the physical feat at hand possible.

There are other obvious advantages a sexbot has over a human sexually – in terms of endurance, thrust strength , not getting sore, and more. The idea they would be more hygienic in terms of them staying free of stds would depend whether they are cleaned/shared and remains uncertain in its implications. A sexbot will not be able to provide the same level of mental emotion , sensuality, kinesiology, nor the same level of satisfaction from having connected with that a human will have. I also fear that they could break down and parts could be expensive. And I could see them getting computer viruses and going haywire, or having the government use sexbots to spy on people (along the lines of what Snowden talks about). The average sexbot may offer advantages over the average human. But the truth is that you can’t keep a good man down.

Steve C.

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Addiction to Sexbots Could be a Win-Win

LAS VEGAS, NV - JANUARY 20: (EDITORS NOTE: Image contains partial nudity.) Life-size sex dolls are displayed during the 2016 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on January 20, 2016 in Las Vegas, United States. (Photo by Gabe Ginsberg/FilmMagic)
LAS VEGAS, NV – JANUARY 20: (EDITORS NOTE: Image contains partial nudity.) Life-size sex dolls are displayed during the 2016 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on January 20, 2016 in Las Vegas, United States. (Photo by Gabe Ginsberg/FilmMagic)

Humans could become addicted to mind-blowing romps with SEX ROBOTS, according to expert


This article says humans are likely to get addicted to sexbots. This is not necessarily a bad thing. Look at the bright side if this occurs. There will be no fighting or arguing. Nor will there be unnecessary and perfunctory gifts for holidays and birthdays. No spending money on fancy diamond rings which get lost down the garbage disposal. Less STD’s from cheating etc. will result. In fact, I predict that something transmittable like Zika will accelerate the necessity of sexbots, at least from a marketing perspective. It also seems sexbots could be useful for raising our soldiers’ morale who are isolated while fighting in foreign lands. And they could be useful for sex education as well. Also people who have communicable diseases would benefit from owning one. And places like the Middle East, where there is a shortage of women due to men marrying multiple wives, sexbots could help more men get over their sexual frustrations – and could actually be a solution to help fight against terrorism (in that regard). Many people would see sexbots as making more competition in the dating world for themselves. But the truth is that the companionship and sexual skills gained from fooling around with the sexbot would make individuals who use them more well-rounded in bed (due to experimenting). People should keep an open mind about sexbots as we head into the future. On the whole, sexbots will do more good than harm for society. –Steve C.

Visitors gather for a closer look at sex dolls on display at the Guangzhou Sex Culture Festival, in Guangzhou, south China's Guangdong province on November 10, 2013. The annual sex festival has become legendary in China for its lewd performances, half-naked women, and other bizarre exhibits, will highlight performances from transsexuals for the first time, coupled with the theme Healthy Sex, Happy Families which will include a talk on the psychological and hygienic implications of masturbation. CHINA OUT AFP PHOTO (Photo credit should read STR/AFP/Getty Images)
Visitors gather for a closer look at sex dolls on display at the Guangzhou Sex Culture Festival, in Guangzhou, south China’s Guangdong province on November 10, 2013. The annual sex festival has become legendary in China for its lewd performances, half-naked women, and other bizarre exhibits, will highlight performances from transsexuals for the first time, coupled with the theme Healthy Sex, Happy Families which will include a talk on the psychological and hygienic implications of masturbation. CHINA OUT AFP PHOTO (Photo credit should read STR/AFP/Getty Images)

 

 

Rise of the Sexbots

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Story by Saint Reggie/ Sketch by Nate Erickson

In the dusty early morning of a future, distantly familiar earth a barren fortress of steel and dense plexi-glass surrounded on all sides by barbed wire electrified fence. The sign on the front reads Echelon Agency.
We show a montage of the fortress, a look at a kennel with sexbots recharging, and view of a living barracks where the grimy men who dig holes laboring for the bot.gov. The visual introduction is overdubbed with a female narrator, maybe English who says:
The year is 2046. Plague has rubbed out blah blah.
From out of the desert a nomadic man approaches the fortress gate on a futuristic scooter. He is blocked at the computerized control panel by a burly motorcycle gang member named Sludge. Sludge is wearing a headset and radios in.

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ShockFuture News Updates

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  • A strange planet with three stars was recently discovered:

http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/Science-US-astronomy-cosmology/2016/07/07/id/737610

 
  • Silicon Valley tycoons are building buying huge amounts of land and building enormous compounds:                                  http://www.infowars.com/silicon-valley-elites-buying-huge-amounts-of-land-for-secret-compounds/                                                                     [Did sound engineering at a compound like this years ago. They were so rich that they had a waterfall , a separate house for their kids made like the gingerbread house, a train that ran around the property, and even hired blues legends Screaming Jay Hawkins and Willie Dixon to play their personal party. Its like another world.]
  • World’s first robotic lawyer has beaten 160k bullshit traffic tickets:                                                                                                                http://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/worlds-first-robot-lawyer-overturns-8302040                                                                                                        This robot is fighting the system and helping ordinary people out. He is one of the good guys!!!
  • One futurist has claimed women will be the main consumers of sexbots:                                                                                                           http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/women-more-sex-robots-men-8312068                                                                                            This is logical since women are harder to satisfy in bed than men are.
  • One dude has attached some weird vibration sensor permanently to his head:                                           https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2016/jul/03/cyborgs-future-technology-global-events-awareness-japan-new-York                                                                                                          Sounds dumb. But the idea may have really cool implications. For instance, in the future disabled people may to be able to sense things they couldn’t otherwise be able to.
  • Dutch scientists say that they grew food successfully using soil from Mars:                                                                                                                    http://phys.org/news/2016-06-dutch-crops-grown-mars-soil.html       We know it was really weed they were growing though. We’re not dumb!
  • Sexbot brothel envisioned in Amsterdam: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/amsterdam-sex-robot-brothel-will-8070584                                                                                  This sounds like a no-brainer. But when I visited Amsterdam it was $10 for a beautiful blonde Brazilian hooker like as hot as a Penthouse Playmate. I don’t see how a robot can compete price-wise. My friend at the time didn’t want to cheat on his gf. So he worked around that and was able to do an anal fisting on a decent looking brunette for just $10 also.
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Summer Reading List

 

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It has been a fun summer. But I think I took the wrong books on that picnic date. Lets review some of this past summer’s reading:

Breakthrough by Whitley Strieber. (1995) Highly Recommended.

Mr. Strieber’s follow-up to Communion is once again about getting abducted by aliens. Its awesome because he writes it as non-fiction in the first person and makes it extremely vivid. I’m not saying there really are aliens abducting him -the remote New York cabin location seems kind of convenient to avoid witnesses or security seeing the aliens. Yet his paranoia makes a darn good horror story. The last few chapters are an awesome retrospective on the history of the US government, the media, and UFO’s. Another great thing about this book is it left open who the aliens are. Strieber claims they could be time-travelers (inter-dimensional beings) , or that aliens could surrogates of foreign governments, the US government, or private corporations.

Love + Sex with Robots by David Levy (2007) Not Recommended.

I was pretty excited when I started this book, and by the time I had read forty pages I felt like someone should have been paying me to read it. With subject matter like this, the author needs to make it kind of funny and enjoyable to read. This book is very dry and scholastic in its tone. The author does an excellent job of providing information to the reader. He even goes back into the history of sex dolls. All the way to modern Japan, where the top corporations have done these advanced robotics and AI. There’s explanations of why people will want sexbots. Including psychological studies and so forth. And taking into account things such as convenience, locality, attachment etc. However, since it is written in a style which is as though he was turning it in for a college thesis to be graded – it is not as enjoyable to the average reader who is seeking information in a way that is fun. Therefor, I would not recommend this book to a friend. Though, at the same time, I do give props to the author for his vast knowledge of sexbots and for taking on a topic which sometimes results in ridicule.

Nihilism by Brett Stevens (2016) Highly Recommended.

Are you ready to challenge your basic assumptions about humanity? If you answered yes, then I would highly recommend you add this book to the end of summer reading list. Its author keeps the readers turning the pages by strongly challenging basic assumptions about whether modern civilization is on the right track or not. Stevens argues that society is in denial about how bad things are, like in Voltaire’s Candide.  His condemnation of society as well as his remedies both challenge the reader to brainstorm with him about how it could be possible to get civilization back on track. He avoids fatalism by not saying everything is doomed. But rather suggests his own solutions, which is refreshing (whether or not you necessarily agree with all of them). The author believes that much less government imposed order would be beneficial to humanity. This is interesting because it evokes some libertarian principles. There is Rousseau/Hobbesian inspired state of nature aspects to this book. At the same time it is ironic. Since it crosses with a form of Jacksonian social Darwinism, which is looked down upon by scholars traditionally (yet has always had populist appeal). A highly provocative book, for deep thinkers. – Steve C.

The Age Of The Sexbot Has Dawned

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As a man, you may think you have two options. But you really only have one. You may think you have the choice of whether to be a single, bachelor ; or to have a “relationship”, which basically means NO PRIVACY and NO FUN outside of her.

In truth, that first option does not really exist. Lets say you date two or three women. You assert your right to privacy, since you are not married anyways. No matter how many fancy dates and beautiful scenic paradises you take her to, no matter how many orgasms you give her (pro-tip: the more you give her the worse she will treat you…) inevitably there are primary questions continually and annoyingly asked of you, the obvious being the classic line: “Will you be my boyfriend?” which reflects a high school-like mentality. Followed by a) Are you seeing anyone else? b) (the germaphobic classic) How can I be sure you wear a condom with someone else?

I should mention that if you and they were in position to get married (financially and getting along well enough) then that’s great. Go for it. Personally I do not see a lot of well-balanced single women out there, who have a steady job and are financially solvent and of sound and calm mind. Beyond that, I recognize that most marriages end in divorce and child custody crap. And that society always sees the man as the bad guy if the women becomes distressed, even if she is a known drama queen etc. Also I do not appreciate the fact that the government taxes married people a bunch, nor that the government feels the need to certify the marriage and that type thing. Also, fancy wedding ceremonies are a waste of hard earned cash and money could go to better and less frivolous causes, like liquor or the poor.

But as men we still want sex and companionship. We just don’t want to be stuck in a sex life with someone who has our balls on full surveillance lock-down (going through our cell phone texts and emails ) nor do we want to be romantic with someone who has been giving us a hard time all day. The time has come to get real about this stuff. This is the 21st century. and we are stuck dealing with these women who are stuck in Disney-entranced Victorian era day-dream fiascos about princesses and frogs; meanwhile ISIS is taking over the world, and the men are trying to get sex-changes to switch to the winning team in the sex war , or they are going gay on Craigslist. Enough of this non-sense already. It is time for the SEXBOTS TO ARISE!

We need to design our own personal sexbots. Look at this guy in Hong Kong who designed his own sexbot. Look at how happy he looks! Do you think he is having to spend his nice sunny, summer day arguing with HIS significant other. HELL NO! He is getting it in deep and funky with his own personal home-made sexbot. And she is loving every minute of it – and begging for more. He has the right idea. By taking the initiative and keeping one step ahead of the government and the opposite sex he has shown us a clear path to virtue and happiness. There are a few sites in the US where you can buy a premade one for roughly 10k. Be sure to buy the Republican model. That company also rents them out for parties at $300 per hour, but you are responsible for buying and changing the skin.

The key to the future with sexbots is to keep them out of the hands of the government. The government will want to regulate them to prevent a Pandora’s Box from being opened. When the government goes to regulate sexbots they will likely hoard them and tax the Jesus out of them. Ultimately the government will try and use sexbots to pacify the growing dissent in the population. It will be a new form of Soma. They must be kept free. – Col. Wilhelm Bartholomew III