The Sexbot Enigma

 (photo from the Guardian London)

A new study on the future of sexbots points out that the elderly and disabled will benefit. However , women will become objectified and consent will become a less important concept. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/jul/05/sex-robots-promise-revolutionary-service-but-also-risks-says-study

In theory this supposedly will lead to an uptick in maltreatment of women. And an uptick in fetishes.

Probably the study is wrong and that with many individuals currently sexually frustrated, that mass popularity of sexbots would cause people to be more fulfilled and happy, hence less problems. Totally utilitarian! As to the uptick in fetishes – who knows!

New Landmark in Sexbots

The world’s first sexbot with AI capabilities has just hit the market:

https://www.cnet.com/news/realdoll-harmony-ai-app-realbotix-sexbot/

Harmony’s AI head sells for under $10k. Her capabilities, in terms of having a programmable personality (done via app.),mark a historic milestone in robotics and AI. A lot of her facial features are now animatronic. She forms a relationship with you, to an extent. Besides rocking your world, she mostly does this by remembering things you say to her, and making conversation out of it. Having some emotional connection makes her more than just a casual encounter. This adds further intimacy and excitement.

Sexbots for the Disabled

We always hear a lot about discrimination against women, minorities, and the LGBT community. All well and good, but what about disabled people? They face discrimination in the workplace, dating, at school, and even at restaurants. And what do they get in return? They get a monthly stipend and a lot of bogus sympathy. That’s why we here at GROIN are proposing this solution: free sexbots for disabled people.

Think about it: who has a more difficult time getting laid than disabled people? Sexbots could be exciting for disabled people and at the same time helpthem stay healthy and physically fit. Getting rejected at the bar? No problem, you’ve got a sexbot to come home to. Tired of just being friends? Well, your new sexbot will take care of your needs.

Of course we realize that many people will be outraged by this suggestion. To which we say: when was the last time you’ve helped a disabled person get laid? This solution will help cure depression and will help mitigate the ups and downs that disabled people go through.

Free sexbots for disabled people now! Disabled lives matter. CoolAC

Robot Marriage

A man in China has married his robot, after getting frustrated trying to find a girlfriend. He carried his wife to the ceremony, where she wore a traditional red veil. I kind of like that the man took a very practical approach to why he married her. At this point she says a few simple phrases, but cannot walk. The husband does plan many upgrades.

 

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2084389/chinese-engineer-marries- robot-after-failing-find-human-wife

Sexbots for the Troops

We at Groin strongly feel that our military deserves to have very high standards of living. Our troops put their lives and limbs on the line, disabling land-mines, jumping out of planes, and maintaining dangerous checkpoints throughout the world. It is only natural that those who are in harms way deserve some of the creature comforts of life while they are away from home. Battle is stressful, and being in the military is likely hard for spouses who are away from each other while at war. Latey, there have been lots of negative headlines regarding troops and sexual misconduct. There is a Marines photo quasi sex harassment case on the one hand:

Instagram is the latest nexus of the Marines photo sharing scandal

And reports of increased sex assaults at military academies also coming out:

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/sexual-assaults-increased-two-three-military-academies-n733966

All of this reflects badly on our nation. There is a simple answer though. The answer is sexbots. And before you say, “that’s ridiculous’ – consider the fact that the word hooker originated from General Hooker, a Northern General who brought a band of whores while en route to battle. The purpose was to reward his troops, keep morale up, and keep the troops more focused on battle instead of jostling for girlfriends. So there is historical precedent.

Sexbots would have the added benefits of these sex harassment and assault claims going way down. That would be beneficial to the overall image and morale of the troops. Meanwhile the troops would not technically be cheating on their spouses while away, nor spreading STD’s. We, the staff at Groin.com, urgently and humbly request that the Pentagon authorize discretionary spending funds towards the creation of the world most advanced fleet of sexbots. This must be done as soon as possible. USA cannot lose its technical edge and must harness all the nation’s creative powers, including the best minds at Northrop, Raytheon, and the like, to step boldly in the 21st century – and to start providing quality sexbots to our boys in the armed forces at the soonest possible date.

Sexbot City

Take me down to the sexbot city

where the flesh is pink, and the droids are pretty –

Oh won’t you please take me home.” –

 

Futurists are suggesting that grandiose Westworld-like sexbot theme parks will become a large scale industry:

Sex Robot Theme Parks In Development Will Be ‘Better Than An Adult Disney World’

The technology is advancing rapidly, as evidenced by the first AI sexbots coming out from RealDolls soon. Many of the new models have adjustable personalities where you can adjust attributes such as shyness and such. Experts are suggesting that high-roller tycoon types will drive the sexbot amusement parks/ resorts.

Personally I would not compare Disneyland to Westworld because of the involvement of kids. Some conspiracy theorists suggest lluminati links between Disney and the occult.  I would rather compare this new concept to more of a resort, rather than a theme park. Think of the Grand Sierra, for instance in Reno. It contains a mall, bowling alley, golfing and movie theatre, besides the pool, casino , and rooms. Adding sexbots into the mix and turning it into an 18+ resort would help revitalize that casino, and help downtown Reno regain its luster against Vegas. The pool area would rock! And the discotech too!!

The good thing is that sexbots in theory wont pass STD’s. Another big draw is the ability to cheat  with a sexbot instead of a human. That might be more acceptable to a spouse. A sexbot won’t play emotional games or get into lengthy fights with you – and that’s a big plus! Sometimes I think to myself : once I have had two chicks at the same time while drinking Dom Perignon why would I want sexbots? I think the answer to this is the ability to enact such fantasies at will and at the time of one’s choosing, rather than having to work a long time to make it happen with human women.

Experts suggest that Thailand and Mexico would also be good places for such a resort. I’m not sure these are the best locations. I expect they will do well in Germany, Holland, and places that are sexually liberal.

 

Robot Virginity

An article in the Daily Star came out in regards to robot virginity. A revolutionary new concept and app will allow a user to get to know the robot’s AI personality prior to having sex with her. The idea is that the robot is a virgin and you are getting to know her before you rock her world. Getting to know the sexbot for a while will presumably not only increase the sexual tension, but also the desire – through the emotional connection that is built.

 

Now the article goes on to say that men may eventually use sexbots to lose their virginity, which is a bit of a tangent and yet a solid point. This is presumably to get more acquainted and comfortable to use those skills on a human woman later. However, one cannot help but think the sexbot probably has done this a million times before! In the Arab world dudes pay like a billion dollars to deflower a chick on the black market. So I am thinking anything halfway affordable and the putenanny is probably not truly virgin. Personally the virgin thing doesn’t do anything for me anyways. And I think the idea of getting to know the bot is great regardless. I think its potentially boring to go fuck a bot without having some mental stimulation to go with the physical.

Another thing that would be cool would be that you could be showing the sexbot the ropes and teaching her stuff sexually (if she is a virgin). That would be kinky. And the sexbot could say “lick me right there” , or “fuck me harder” , “don’t go too fast I’ve never done this before!” and stuff like that.

On the whole , I think this virgin sexbot thing is a great idea. Maybe I would gangbang her with a friend or two, and give her the thrill of a lifetime!

Robot Rights Passes E.U.

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A European Union commission voted 17 to 2 to grant robots certain rights, including to be free from beatings. There were some developments on this back in June, and now things are progressing. Now, robots in the E.U. will officially be considered to be ‘electronic persons’ under the law. I suppose this means you can ride with a sex-bot shotgun and drive in the carpool lane now!

http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/3002559/robot-rights-eu-votes-to-grant-electronic-personhood-to-cyberdyne-t-800s

The bill, which has been compared as a robot ‘Bill of Right’ also designates that humans are to reign over robots (not vice versa). And also includes a stipulation that kill switches be installed on robots, as a weird form of mercy-killing. That idea was based off of an old Asimov concept apparently.

Male Sexbots Cure Female Frustration

An inventor is creating the first batch of male sexbots, and they can go all night. This will be very positive for sexually frustrated females, and could result in women being more satisfied, as well as in the mood more often. This could lead to word peace eventually!

http://vesselnews.io/male-sex-robots-bionic-penis-can-go-forever/

They could be a good addition even if a woman is in a relationship already to help her explore herself more without the guilt of cheating. And could be good for her man to tag team her with or DP her even. I foresee problems with robots and women who tend to want “love-making”, but women who want to get fucked should be in 7th heaven with these.

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Having worked in porn myself, and having a lot of experience with women in general, I can tell you that the average man has been lied to and that multiple-orgasm is very possible for you. Read a book called the Multi-Orgasmic Male and the Multiorgasmic Couple ( available cheap on Amazon), and you will realize that nature created every man to be a sex machine.

I will give you a few basics from personal experience for more stamina : Do cardio as much as possible. Eat dark chocolate, fish, beef and stuff that’s good for testosterone like broccoli. have sex often to build up stamina and confidence ( twice a day if possible) . Don’t drink any alcohol. Keep smoking down to a minimum. and fantasize a lot and watch dvds or keep things in mind from past experiences to keep revved up. Say no to long drives or uncomfortable situations when possible (hooking up ) . There’s also a spot behind the base but before the nuts where its possible to pinch when getting off, to hold everything in and have the sensation of getting off but without making a mess, and saving that chi power for the next round. Also don’t bother with any partner who brings any drama or is condescending. Stick with situations that you can control, be prepared; and with a little work and some chi power you will be outdoing the sexbots. You will be head and shoulders above the competition!

Rise of the Sexbots – Final Chapters Outline

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Scene 8 
 
Variety Club 
 
The captured skaters forced to undergo transformative surgery. As they are tied to 
schoolroom chairs and forced to watch a promo video about their 
transformations, labor and the sexbotsVier is about to be forcefully 
transmutated. 
 
The camera that the SKATERS hid in the working mine area proves to the SKATERS 
that Vier is alive. The WORKER MUTANTS tear apart the camera. The BIKERS 
who are armed with metal bars, fire axes, and junk go to face off with the 
MUTANTS. 
 
Nearly all of the Will of the People are killed off by mutants. TRISH, GOOGAMOOGA 
and KANGAZOO hide in some rubble. They radio back to the gas station base. 
 
 
Scene 9 
 
Peter Panic 
 
The plan the SKATERS come up with is conveyed over the radio. The SKATERS at  
base set up a van as a SONIC DESTRUCTION Unit. Loudspeakers blaring NO 
GOD ONLY PAIN, flanked on both sides by columns of SKATERS with light 
bombs and pistols, it gets to the gate of the Echelon Agency building.  
 
There’s no one guarding the gate. KANGAZOO and GOOGAMOOGA interrogate a 
BIKER for the access code to open the front. When the van crashes through 
into the foyer of the Echelon/bot.gov building, Vier recognizes the music. 
 
The noise disables the MUTANT workers and the BIKERS. The SKATERS get away 
with Vier in the van. When the music is out of earshot, both the MUTANTS 
and the BIKERS join together to crash through the gates of the work area and 
kill the lizards. 
 
Scene 10  
 
The TOP BRASS of the LIZARDS enter into escape space vessels. The ENGINEER 
LIZARDS try to hide with the sexbots. The MUTANTS tear through the 
kennels and fight the LIZARDS. 
 
The LIZARDS crank up the poplaver music. But it doesn’t effect the Will of the 
People BIKERS. The BIKERS fight the remaining LIZARDS fiercely. A sprinkler 
 system breaks out and floods the flames that cause the sexbots to malfunction. 
On a global scale the mutants plan revenge with their international allies from 
space. The SKATERS return to loot the Echelon facility for tetras and sexbots
They look for surviving BIKERS to bring to their folds.