Sexbot Samantha Gets Mass Produced

Sexbot Samantha is now getting mass produced. First orders were placed and shipped this past summer. Demand has exceeded expectations by far.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/657885/sex-robot-samantha-mass-production-arran-squire-dr-sergi-santos-synthea-amatus-orgasm

Many people think people that use sexbots can not get a regular girlfriend. This is not the case however. The truth is that many men , some who are total players even, are tired of the BS they have to put up with from overly dominant women, and would rather date a sexbot. Women want to argue all the time, while being lavished with fancy gifts and outings. They want men to agree with every stupid point of view they have, and to cow tow to them. To hell with that!

Win In Life With a Sexbot

There are three things every guy needs in life. Those three things are a cool ride, a cool pad, and a sexy and willing companion. Throughout the course of your life all three of these things will eat up a considerable chunk of your life savings. In this article Groin will mathematically show you how to get ahead in life in every regard financially, so that you can be sitting on piles of cash (or precious metals).

Having a place to live is expensive. If you own you own property taxes, home owners fees, maintenance, etc. If you rent there is a deposit and expensive monthly payments. The answer is to own a houseboat. With a houseboat like those in Moss Landing you get a pad with nice ambience, at half the price of a manufactured home, and docking fee like 400 bucks a month (including water and electricity). For you this is a WIN!

Now lets talk transportation. To win in life one must take risks! Motorcycles are cheap and risky. Thus you should ride a motorcycle and save on gas and stuff like that so that you can build your cash-pile.

Finally, we can talk about women. Women are great , but they are expensive. Long after the first expensive date, you owe her for birthdays, anniversaries, vacations, outings, and what have you. You will always be on the hook! And even if you have a ten inch dong and treat her like the Great Gatsby with riches, this will only make her more expensive. If you are poor or rich, she will use the legal system to get at you. Plus she will argue for hours on end.

The solution to this is to take out your credit card and order a sexbot for two thousand bucks. You can splurge for the other 1500 and order the CPU (brain) so she can talk and have a programmable personality. Yes you may owe interest on her and there could be some maintenance. But she will not argue back. No anniversaries. No birthdays. No expensive dates. She will never make you drive real far to meet her then get mad and you have to drive back. None of that! No jealousy. No asking ‘how do i look’ , or ‘send me a pic;’. And this will add to your mystique as you bring real women home for the threesome. You can refer to her as your ‘sexy shipmate’.

So there you have it. The answer to how to achieve success on the cheap. Simply buy a houseboat, ride a motorcycle, and have a sexbot for your companion and you will live to be healthy, wealthy, and wise!

Sexbots Will Enhance Porn

Some porn stars are worried sexbots will put them out of business:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4637619/porn-stars-say-rise-of-sex-robots-is-putting-them-out-of-work-because-randy-fans-prefer-perving-on-robots-to-humans/

They are totally wrong. It is true sexbots will become popular, to where they are also more socially acceptable. However, this will in no way hurt porn sales. Rather porn sales will go through the roof. Here’s why: Most women will not let you watch porn while you fuck them. However, many men are voyeurs too. Men want to fuck their sexbot or girlfriend while watching other women get fucked in porn. The sexbot allows you to do this, while over half of women will not.

I also predict that women getting fucked by male sexbots will become popular porn videos with time, since men do not want to see other actual men in porn at all, since it makes them feel gay. And women will want to watch men doing weird shit with sexbots in porns, because some women feel competitive in a negative way when they watch women in porn. So porns with sexbots in them will flourish as well.

There are other advantages of sexbots in porn. Stds will not be an issue with them, saving testing costs. In porn women for instance do not want to film with men who shot at gay studios, since the gay studios often lacked std testing historically. Stamina or scheduling will not be an issue like with people. Even issues you don’t hear about like how some women are racist about what actors they will do scenes with, will be more easily resolved with sexbots, in which race does not exist.

Right now a third of men are down with sexbots and 20 percent of women dig them: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4956016/A-men-say-sex-ROBOT.html This is progress! Less arguments with your partner, so you can focus on leisure / happiness and productivity is a win-win.

Do not underestimate sexbots. With porn in a rut anyways, sexbots can only help the porn industry.

Sexbot Abuse: A Good Thing?

Is it Ok to beat on your sexbot? Is it acceptable to have rough sex with it and leave it injured or malfunctioned? Will it be necessary to buy insurance or a warranty on it, like with a rental car, if too many people abuse them?

One sexbot at a convention got badly abused to where she had to be sent back to the manufacturer to get refurbished:

 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/expensive-sex-doll-molested-much-11251239

The patrons ‘got over-excited’ and injured her. While this may be shocking to some, it is perhaps not such a bad thing. It may be therapeutic for people to take out their sexual aggression on a sexbot, rather than on a person. Could this possibly be a solution to lead to a more peaceful society? Hmmm…

Or is it going too far, to make a sexbot that has a resistance level, where men can play out bizarre rape fantasies? http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/sex-robots-frigid-settings-rape-simulation-men-sexual-assault-a7847296.html

As someone who never had trouble getting laid, it is hard for me to understand that motivation. At the same time, I realize that there are many losers or sickos out there, and I rather they mess with a robot than a lady. Only time will tell whether sexbots have a positive effect on society or not. We at Groin.com remain hopeful of a better tomorrow.

The Girl Factory: Futuristic Vestige

Another far out book from the 70’s that I found at a used book store recently is called The Girl Factory. “Any shape! Any size! The sexiest and deadliest agents in the world are made in…” yadda yadda yadda. What trips me out about it is that its basically about sexbot assassins. This book was way ahead of its time and was somewhat visionary, albeit very low brow and short attention spanned. Its 45 years since this book got published. Alas! Sexbot assassins are in the news, as experts think they could get hacked to do harm. http://nypost.com/2017/09/11/hackers-could-program-sex-robots-to-kill/

However, how about the scenario in the book, where one was created so close to human (from actual human DNA cloning) for that one could not tell the difference? And then (what if) the intelligence agencies were to use them for clandestine activities?

Here is the plot: A really hot Asian chick, named Sun-Lin, who was trained her whole life in the erotic arts (and stuff like that) gets her DNA cloned by an intelligence agency. The agent is some funny Hawaiian dude. Her clone gets targeted assassination assignments. What makes the book so unique is that Sun-Lin gets aroused while fighting her opponents, and often makes love to them in the middle of the fight, and then kills them inevitably at the climax. It gets really sleazy. She judges their manhood and so forth. Think Kill Bill crossed with Blood Rayne and Cherry 2000! One crazy part is where she applies a poison onto her vagina and then gets eaten out, which kills the target she is seducing.

The plot doesn’t progress a whole lot. Its mostly killing and lovemaking, with a few lesbo sexbot romps to fill any voids. There is also a women in prison component towards the end of the book, which is a nice touch. Some of the racial stuff is outdated by now. Who cares though. This remains a very intriguing and fast paced pocket sized novel that you can take on your lunch break, I highly recommend this futuristically retro and obscure book.

Sexbot Assassins Are Next

A scientist is sounding the alarm bell that it is only a matter of time until sexbots get hacked and become dangerous killers. He says once the AI is hacked that the hacker will have total control over them and they ‘absolutely’ are capable of killing and harming. He says the sexbots won’t get a mind of their own like on Westworld, but will simply get hacked and then follow the hacker’s commands.

http://nypost.com/2017/09/11/hackers-could-program-sex-robots-to-kill/ 

They run on an operating system, similar to a computer, but easier to hack than a phone. It sounds to me like they are going to give passengers who bring sexbots on planes a lot of trouble, since they could be seen as security threats! Is the CIA going to use them as hired assassins?

Another thing is it seems like sexbots could easily be programmed to tape the encounter, and then the footage could be used to blackmail the user. While there are security concerns regarding any new technology, the positive possibilities of sexbots influence on society outweighs any negative risks. Sexbots are a pancea for the lonely, the disabled, the bereaved, for the sexually inexperienced and more. Society’s knee jerk reaction is always to look down on things it doesn’t understand. It will take time for sexbots to gain acceptance as useful to society. But eventually, they will become not only accepted, but likely viewed as a luxury good, which is desirable to have.

Sexbot v. Hooker

Sales of Samantha the A.I. sexbot are taking off. Orders are up since customers want that new experience, not the same old 60 buck ho. People who didn’t want to cheat on their spouse are now showing up at European brothels because they can bang a sexbot, and still look their partner n the eyes and say, “Honey, I’m not cheating”.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/643384/Sex-robots-dolls-brothel-prostitutes-buy-video

Its pretty awesome that you can change her stimulation level with the turn of a knob, to make her less or more sensitive, depending on how hard you want to pound her. A new feature where she moans when you rub her tits makes you want to see if she does a good titty-fuck. Her personality A.I. sells separately from her body (if I remember correctly). You can also program her to be more shy or more dominant.

Sexbots are cool cause they don’t upsell in the middle of the act. And they aren’t busy on their cell phone taking phone calls from other clients while you are trying to bang them. Or eating Denny’s hashed browns from a white Styrofoam box while doing it doggy-style.

Possible downsides of that I see are that with a real hooker one could seek tips on how to please one’s partner at home, assuming the partner is unhappy with certain aspects of her sex life. Also from a self-esteem and egotistical perspective I don’t think you will get the same boost from making a sexbot cum (Samantha can) as from a regular chick. However, if one already has a good sex life or none at all , I still feel that sexbots broaden the horizons for many people, including couples, the disabled, people who are lonely or bereaved, and more. Plus people who just don’t give a shit. And people that are sick of hearing women complain!

Maybe sexbots pussies just will never get sore or have a period either. So lets assume you can fuck them until your heart is content!

In America we have the right to pursue happiness, and if sexbots can make some people happy, then I think that’s great. It doesn’t seem like sexbots pose a major threat to the nuclear family the way the tranny and homo leftist propaganda does. Sexbots are going to be a luxury status symbol and also therapueatic in the near future. In many ways sexbots will help people cope with the stress of modern life, and then if anything, people will be refreshed and better focused at work and so forth. Instead of having to drive around pissed off all day swearing at each other, people will be drinking Dom Perignon, eating pistachios, and banging sexbots.

‘Try and Buy’ Sexbot

Samantha is on sale for 3000 British pounds. Besides a great rack, she has a memory, based off SD cards, which enhances her personality. You can take her out for a test drive before you purchase her! (Makes you wonder if she’s sanitary! ha…) Her skin feels kinda real they say, and doesn’t smell like plastic , but rather realistic. She has pressure point nerves where she is sensitive. You have to do foreplay. And believe it or not – yes she can cum!

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/636722/sex-robot-on-sale-britain-covent-garden-london-synthea-amatus 

Sexbots Need Robo-Pimps

Now that sexbots have started catching on at brothels in Austria, the time has come to have robotic pimps to keep the customers in line. http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/633323/sex-robot-prostitutes-brothel-more-popular-real-girls-Vienna-Austria

Sexbots are really expensive, and there are so many laws on the books against a righteous pimp beating up a john to protect a good ho. The time has come for robotic pimps to give a firm backhand slap to those type of customers who will put out a cigarette using the bot as an ashtray. This will allow brothels to escape some of the liability involved with protecting the bots from misuse, and will also allow scientists to study how the sexbots and robopimps interact. The early days of robotic social anthropology will emerge, and we will learn a lot about robots. The robopimps can be equipped with body cams by TasR corporation, and the beat-downs of bad customers can be uploaded to social media for public shaming. The whole thing should be quite a hoot!

On a side-note, many are wondering why the customers in Austria are choosing the sexbot over the human prostitutes. I have been to a brothel in Austria and I know why! It is because the sexbot does not upsell. You pay $80 for a half hour and that is that! With the hookers, they constantly upsell, meaning they might stop part way through and start jacking the price up on you. My experience at a brothel in Austria was that for $30 I got one beer and a weak ass lap-dance. For sex they wanted like $200. No thanks!