Smart Condoms: Pros and Cons

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Smart condoms have hit the market:

Smart condom i-Con will rate your sexual performance including ‘speed of thrusts’ and ‘girth measurements’

They measure your thrusts, girth, and calories burnt. Plus, they help detect some STD’s. This is all done through nanotech technology, which relays information from the condom to an app on your smartphone.

Pros:
-Handy to have a rough idea of how many calories he is burning while having sex.
-Important to be able to detect STD’s.
-Able to compare performances and work towards goals using statistics.

Negatives:
-Ruin the mood possibly by fiddling with phone apps.
-Insecure men who cum too quick or don’t have girth could wind up embarrassed.
-Paying too much attention to statistics in bed might take the focus off of her pleasure by attempting to quantify things too much, rather than getting in tune to what pleasures her.
-Possibly too expensive for some and could become one more things guys have to spend money on their gf or date.

Conclusion:
While it is possible that the negatives could outweigh the positives for some, this product could be a useful tool in terms of fighting STD’s and perhaps to help men keep in shape.

Experts Wrong About Sexbot Supremacy

Here is an expert who says sexbots will be supreme to humans sexually:
http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/06/sex-robots-will-be-better-in-bed-than-any-human-being-expert-promises-6113375/

My take is that that would be an incorrect assumption. It is true that robots have beaten humans in many intellectual endeavors such as chess. And depending if you count machines as robots, then there are many physical tasks which they better humans at. But when you are talking about sex you are talking about a sensual (touch) and mental connection as well. Sensitivity, intuition, even impulsiveness are all facets in which a human will excel beyond the capability of any machine.

How about the classic example of angry sex, revenge sex, make-up sex etc. ?? Women dig that stuff and no bot will provide that catharsis. A robot will obviously be a good sub for bdsm, since its presumably built to obey orders. But people will not get the same thrill out of whipping or paddling a sexbot as they would out a a fine -ass momma human woman. Also lets take a look at other things that were computerized, like EDM (techno). Despite its popularity, techno has caused music to lose its human touch. Which is ironic since the song lyrics tend to be somewhat emotional and “E”-inspired. Or take a look at fake limbs ( like a pump up dick surgery so one’s cock stays hard all the time). I don’t believe the average woman wants that. And while I do recognize that a legit. counterargument can be made for instance the Aussie gold medal winning runner who had robotic legs- its the human element which is attached to the robotic part which provides the emotional drive which makes the physical feat at hand possible.

There are other obvious advantages a sexbot has over a human sexually – in terms of endurance, thrust strength , not getting sore, and more. The idea they would be more hygienic in terms of them staying free of stds would depend whether they are cleaned/shared and remains uncertain in its implications. A sexbot will not be able to provide the same level of mental emotion , sensuality, kinesiology, nor the same level of satisfaction from having connected with that a human will have. I also fear that they could break down and parts could be expensive. And I could see them getting computer viruses and going haywire, or having the government use sexbots to spy on people (along the lines of what Snowden talks about). The average sexbot may offer advantages over the average human. But the truth is that you can’t keep a good man down.

Steve C.

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Why Right Wingers Have Better Sex Lives

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3774810/Want-better-sex-life-probably-not-right-wing-Mass-survey-finds-right-wing-people-satisfied.html

A recent article cites a primarily European poll that found right wingers are more sexually satisfied than leftists. Right wingers are better grounded spiritually, because they have  a system of thought which is time tested. Even a sexually confused right winger like Bruce Jenner is better grounded than a leftist, since leftists hold ideals which have proven to fail and not hold up against reality. Whether its communism ( USSR) socialism ( Venezuela / Nazi Germany etc) , matriarchy (Jamaica), racial warfare (South Africa) – none of their thoughts really work well when put into action. Their ideas fall into the realm of fantasy. Whether its at work, or in the bedroom, we know sex is about passion, trial and error and hard work. Not about manipulation, cockamamie theories, and shortcuts to  success.

The truth is that right wingers are better at turning their fantasies into realities, and this includes sexually. We don’t do apologies- we only know DOING and WINNING. Right wingers focus on what is really doable and what will work. And they are content with that. Whether they choose the religious conservative route or the wild party conservative route ( like Fox news anchors do when they are not on camera) the truth is that a right winger like me is going to fuck a given woman better than some left winger. This is because a right winger has his mind set and will dominate sexually. Modern left wing males are dilly dalliers who need to be told what to do and could only serve properly as a sub. A sub wont truly ever be happy unless they can at least have control once in a while. Sex is a battle of the sexes for many people. Couples not only fight for control of dominance of their relationships. Many even fight for how they will do it in the bedroom in a way too, if you think about it, since men tend to get off faster. Once you are a master sex Jedi, then that is not an issue anymore and you take further control.

One need not look any further than the downfall of Playboy magazine (since it was taken over by leftists and almost all the nudity has been cut) to realize that leftists take all the fun out of sexuality when they have control. I would point out that without fairly conservative social rules that there is nothing to rebel against, and therefor nothing is taboo. Another obvious but overlooked point is that when nothing is taboo anymore (the way the leftists like it) – then that also serves to take some of the excitement away from sexual fantasies. In other words, some conservative norms are actually necessary in order to leave some options open for being naughty. Rules were meant to be broken, in many regards. – Col. Wilhelm Bartholomew III

 

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Addiction to Sexbots Could be a Win-Win

LAS VEGAS, NV - JANUARY 20: (EDITORS NOTE: Image contains partial nudity.) Life-size sex dolls are displayed during the 2016 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on January 20, 2016 in Las Vegas, United States. (Photo by Gabe Ginsberg/FilmMagic)
LAS VEGAS, NV – JANUARY 20: (EDITORS NOTE: Image contains partial nudity.) Life-size sex dolls are displayed during the 2016 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on January 20, 2016 in Las Vegas, United States. (Photo by Gabe Ginsberg/FilmMagic)

Humans could become addicted to mind-blowing romps with SEX ROBOTS, according to expert


This article says humans are likely to get addicted to sexbots. This is not necessarily a bad thing. Look at the bright side if this occurs. There will be no fighting or arguing. Nor will there be unnecessary and perfunctory gifts for holidays and birthdays. No spending money on fancy diamond rings which get lost down the garbage disposal. Less STD’s from cheating etc. will result. In fact, I predict that something transmittable like Zika will accelerate the necessity of sexbots, at least from a marketing perspective. It also seems sexbots could be useful for raising our soldiers’ morale who are isolated while fighting in foreign lands. And they could be useful for sex education as well. Also people who have communicable diseases would benefit from owning one. And places like the Middle East, where there is a shortage of women due to men marrying multiple wives, sexbots could help more men get over their sexual frustrations – and could actually be a solution to help fight against terrorism (in that regard). Many people would see sexbots as making more competition in the dating world for themselves. But the truth is that the companionship and sexual skills gained from fooling around with the sexbot would make individuals who use them more well-rounded in bed (due to experimenting). People should keep an open mind about sexbots as we head into the future. On the whole, sexbots will do more good than harm for society. –Steve C.

Visitors gather for a closer look at sex dolls on display at the Guangzhou Sex Culture Festival, in Guangzhou, south China's Guangdong province on November 10, 2013. The annual sex festival has become legendary in China for its lewd performances, half-naked women, and other bizarre exhibits, will highlight performances from transsexuals for the first time, coupled with the theme Healthy Sex, Happy Families which will include a talk on the psychological and hygienic implications of masturbation. CHINA OUT AFP PHOTO (Photo credit should read STR/AFP/Getty Images)
Visitors gather for a closer look at sex dolls on display at the Guangzhou Sex Culture Festival, in Guangzhou, south China’s Guangdong province on November 10, 2013. The annual sex festival has become legendary in China for its lewd performances, half-naked women, and other bizarre exhibits, will highlight performances from transsexuals for the first time, coupled with the theme Healthy Sex, Happy Families which will include a talk on the psychological and hygienic implications of masturbation. CHINA OUT AFP PHOTO (Photo credit should read STR/AFP/Getty Images)

 

 

Pimp’s Corner: How to Date 3 or 4 Women at the Same Time

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Today we are speaking with a former pimp on some general ideas about modern dating:
Most people assume you have to be rich to date three or four women simultaneously. That is a myth. In fact, being rich can often be an obstacle to dating more than two women at once. Reason being that the richer you are, and the larger your living space is – the more she will cling to you like a super-glued suction cup – and will try and move in with you or extort you by any means necessary. First off, practically speaking, you will need some pathos of distance (psychological and intellectual mystique) and some actual (physical ) distance for this to work. They need to live across town at least, so there’s no mix-ups and women bumping into each other. They will never submit to this righteous form of de facto polygamy in this feminist era. But you are smarter than that, and you can play their desire to conquer you into something you play off of while making yourself more mysterious about your true intentions. If you are not marrying them then you are a free man. It is your God-given right to have some damn fun, especially sexually, before you settle on getting pinned down or married. Have fun now, you can repent later (once you are married).
Now this doesn’t mean you act like a total jerk (all the time) with them. You will have still have to buy them all the perfunctory gifts, plus some extra truly thoughtful ones (to keep them somewhat contented). So it is important that you get used to thrift shopping for antiques on the cheap and that kind of thing. A thoughtful old leather bound romance book, a silver necklace tax free from the goodwill. Chicks dig that shit. And it’s cheap. You’re gonna have to take them to eat a lot. You can keep your bill down by ordering water for yourself instead of soda or beer . That makes them think you are health conscious too . And they will maybe not spend so much of your damn money and drinks and stuff hopefully then.
We’re going to talk a lot more in the next few articles about how and where to meet these bitches in the first place. How to make them squirt in bed. Bedroom tricks . How to make them sexually obsessed with you so that basically you are like natural heroin to them. We’ll get to all that in the next few articles. You got to be fast at sneaky texting to the other women, while they are in the bathroom and all that too. We will cover how to keep your bitches from getting fat. Cheap places to take your ho to nail her. Cheap date ideas. So there’s a lot to it. Stay tuned.  –Slick

The Age Of The Sexbot Has Dawned

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As a man, you may think you have two options. But you really only have one. You may think you have the choice of whether to be a single, bachelor ; or to have a “relationship”, which basically means NO PRIVACY and NO FUN outside of her.

In truth, that first option does not really exist. Lets say you date two or three women. You assert your right to privacy, since you are not married anyways. No matter how many fancy dates and beautiful scenic paradises you take her to, no matter how many orgasms you give her (pro-tip: the more you give her the worse she will treat you…) inevitably there are primary questions continually and annoyingly asked of you, the obvious being the classic line: “Will you be my boyfriend?” which reflects a high school-like mentality. Followed by a) Are you seeing anyone else? b) (the germaphobic classic) How can I be sure you wear a condom with someone else?

I should mention that if you and they were in position to get married (financially and getting along well enough) then that’s great. Go for it. Personally I do not see a lot of well-balanced single women out there, who have a steady job and are financially solvent and of sound and calm mind. Beyond that, I recognize that most marriages end in divorce and child custody crap. And that society always sees the man as the bad guy if the women becomes distressed, even if she is a known drama queen etc. Also I do not appreciate the fact that the government taxes married people a bunch, nor that the government feels the need to certify the marriage and that type thing. Also, fancy wedding ceremonies are a waste of hard earned cash and money could go to better and less frivolous causes, like liquor or the poor.

But as men we still want sex and companionship. We just don’t want to be stuck in a sex life with someone who has our balls on full surveillance lock-down (going through our cell phone texts and emails ) nor do we want to be romantic with someone who has been giving us a hard time all day. The time has come to get real about this stuff. This is the 21st century. and we are stuck dealing with these women who are stuck in Disney-entranced Victorian era day-dream fiascos about princesses and frogs; meanwhile ISIS is taking over the world, and the men are trying to get sex-changes to switch to the winning team in the sex war , or they are going gay on Craigslist. Enough of this non-sense already. It is time for the SEXBOTS TO ARISE!

We need to design our own personal sexbots. Look at this guy in Hong Kong who designed his own sexbot. Look at how happy he looks! Do you think he is having to spend his nice sunny, summer day arguing with HIS significant other. HELL NO! He is getting it in deep and funky with his own personal home-made sexbot. And she is loving every minute of it – and begging for more. He has the right idea. By taking the initiative and keeping one step ahead of the government and the opposite sex he has shown us a clear path to virtue and happiness. There are a few sites in the US where you can buy a premade one for roughly 10k. Be sure to buy the Republican model. That company also rents them out for parties at $300 per hour, but you are responsible for buying and changing the skin.

The key to the future with sexbots is to keep them out of the hands of the government. The government will want to regulate them to prevent a Pandora’s Box from being opened. When the government goes to regulate sexbots they will likely hoard them and tax the Jesus out of them. Ultimately the government will try and use sexbots to pacify the growing dissent in the population. It will be a new form of Soma. They must be kept free. – Col. Wilhelm Bartholomew III