Silver-Based Undergarments

Silver-based undergarments are on the way. http://www.thedailybeast.com/underwear-engineered-with-real-silver

 

Tests (and testies) are showing the actual silver AG keeps underwear cooler. I bet they will also find that it has antibacterial qualities that would be good for athletes in endurance sports. This trend in underwear could benefit the silver industry if it catches on enough, and make up for the lack of demand in silver caused by the decline in solar panel sales. I am wondering how much a pair will cost.

Lets face it, underwear is too fucking tightly made ever since the factories moved to China. and you can’t return them (like socks)- to where the whole damn industry is a racket, and many men are not even wearing them anymore.

Author: Lord Beardschlimmer Wilhelm Bartholomew III

Leading the charge against societal decay!