Sexbot Nurses Are the Future

I recently underwent an emergency surgery. My blood count was at a critical level, and I was throwing up on my way into surgery. They cut out part of my intestines, and left me with a lot of medical apparatus and wounds I have to tend to daily. It is very hard to deal with the 3 month recovery time psychologically. There are times when I wish I could go about my normal business more, like having sex , working out, and exercising. However, resting, reading , eating, changing bandages, and light walking are mostly all I can do. What I really want right now is a sexbot!

I can’t really have sex with my girlfriend right now. This is simply because:

a) All the bandages and medical crap still attached to me (such as drains) make sex with me unappealing.
b) I am worried if she gets too into it she might lean on the incision or cause something harmful or painful to me.
c) There is a psychological barrier where I simply don’t feel comfortable making love to my gf until I heal more.

A sexbot nurse is the simple solution for all of this. A sexbot nurse could change my bandages for me + give me a relaxing blowjob, something many girlfriends don’t do very often anyways. This would be entirely therapeutic for me, as well as for other post-surgical patients. I think the stress reduction from such activity would likely speed up my recovery time.

If you have followed the news lately, you are aware there is sexbot persecution going on globally, from Rotterdam all the way to Austin Texas. Bureaucrats have little compassion for patients such as me , who need a sexbot , and maybe some weed as a painkiller. They sit high on their horses, abusing actual women through the power of their office and their prestige. Meanwhile, the little guy , like me, at the bottom end of the sex wars suffers from a lack of sexbot brothels and sexbot nurses.

With the #Metoo movement in full throttle, the time has come for men to move on towards sexbot utopia. Imagine if Kavenaugh could simply tell his accuser,” There is no way I committed sexual battery against you when I was fifteen years old. In fact, I only exclusively used my sexbot Shirley at the time, and I have DNA signature receipt deposits from that day to prove I was already sexually depleted and satisfied.”

PROBLEM SOLVED!

Author: Lord Beardschlimmer Wilhelm Bartholomew III

Leading the charge against societal decay!