Sexbots v. Hos Re Millenials

So let’s get this straight. A top madame is saying sexbots can’t compete with her hos. That hos offer more ‘intimacy and companionship’, I beg to differ.

First off, sexbots don’t have a pimp waiting to ‘strip you down’ and take your wallet and leave you naked and broke, with your clothes all stolen including your shoes. Secondly, sexbots don’t look up at the clock every five minutes. Nor do they take calls from other clients while you are doing the nasty with them.

The shocking part of the article is the part where the madame speaks of a ton of ‘millenial virgins’ coming in to have sex for the first time. How PATHETIC. Between the MeToo movement, the Equality for Furries Movement, the androgenous movement, feminist studies classes, and an armada of enemies to the red-blooded American man – what are we left with in society these days. The answer is a box of kleenex and a blistery hand.

Let’s face it. Hookers are costly, often not that hot, and may carry a disease or two. Also even the best of hookers goes on her period. And that’s NO FUN!

Once you buy a sexbot , not only is there no clock-watching, or pimp ambushes, nor police sting ops. You can bang that sexbot til your heart’s content. She won’t talk back about her ‘limits’. She won’t deny you GFE. She won’t field phone calls from other clients. And she may even be hotter than the call girls in the photo re the linked article:

Another cool thing is the potential to have her in the shotgun seat of your car, as you drive down that L.A. highway. Once pulled over for a carpool violation, as you gleefully zip past the traffic jams, one can assert to the police that this is, in fact, my girlfriend.

Author: Lord Beardschlimmer Wilhelm Bartholomew III

Leading the charge against societal decay!