Pimp’s Corner: Taking Proper Pictures Of Your Bitch

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One of the more important parts that is often over-looked is taking the proper pictures of your bitch. These girls really enjoy this kind of shit. So make the best of it. Take them and buy them some decent looking new lingerie and help them find the proper color. Make sure their hair isn’t in front of their eyes. They think that’s sexy but its not. They need to smile in the pic, that’s important. The serious look makes them look psycho. For this occasion its best to get a hotel room up high. They ought to have a drink or two first. A cellphone cam is boring. At least get a cheap digital camera or something at least, if not something more professional. Natural lighting will always be best. So get a higher up floor so you can open the blinds. Look out for mirrors. Nobody wants to see her pimp in the background. If you must use light bulbs then keep them behind the camera for the most part and try and distribute the light evenly. Get any cheap looking cluttery stuff like pictures and ugly bedspreads the hell out of their. Family pictures in the background would be the worst. People frankly prefer they not have tats. But they don’t want them hidden either.  She shouldn’t act like she is hiding anything basically.

Some other tips are that if there’s a shower with enough lighting or a fireplace with track-lights you are even more set for a vintage shot. And if she is down to go hiking, a slightly off the trail in a nice state park makes a nice outing, plus gets you the best lighting.

There are a few basic shots you need to get of your bitch for her listing. Front standing, back standing, doggy, close-up (pink shot) , face shot (smiling with hair back), side (both sides). Usually by the time you are done with these shots the girl will jump your bones like a wild animal and try and show you how many insane positions she knows. Or if she is submissive she will let you hammer her until she has to cover her own face with a pillow to muffle the screams of ecstasy. Here is an example of some pics I took of one of my past bitches which were pretty good overall for an average pimp. Overall, I would say taking these type of pictures is very rewarding for both you and her, and it adds a tool to your game. –Slick

Author: Lord Beardschlimmer Wilhelm Bartholomew III

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