Journal Entry: Date Unkown (Salvaged)

After several years traveling through outer space, I have finally reached I Europa. There are not only rivers with flowing water here, but also many forms of organic life, full of freedom and diversity.  It is dark here most of the time, plus there are giant sandstorms. I am happy to be free of Prison Earth. I still listen to metal on my Walkman, while fishing with a rod for other worldly mutant fish, of various vibrant fluorescent colors. I read some books  I packed along, such as Steinbeck’s Pastures of Heaven, and some Tom Higgens adventure novels. In addition, I am so very thankful that my sexbot (Vanessa) is still fully functioning.

I built a shelter on the surface, using petrified wood from the underground forests, which thrive in the cave channels. Vanessa has an incubator hooked up to her uterus and vagina. With time, my offspring will repopulate this planet. My children will know a world free of taxes, rules, and obligations. They will be self-sufficient, and organic- nourished. They will foster their own domain, and live on to be overlords of natural law, free of the tyranny of man.


Author: Lord Beardschlimmer Wilhelm Bartholomew III

Leading the charge against societal decay!