Groin Academy Awards

Here are our choices for 2017:

Best actor: Jeffrey Dean Morgan Desierto

Best supporting actor: Jeremy Irons High-Rise

Best film: Desierto

Best actress: Helen Mirren Eye in the Sky

Best supporting actress: Rachel Weisz The Lobster

Best cinematography: The Shallows

Best screenplay: The Lobster

Best score: James Horner Magnificent Seven

Best director: Ben Wheatley High-Rise

Author: Lord Beardschlimmer Wilhelm Bartholomew III

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