Catch Her Cheating

A couple in Kenya literally got STUCK while having sex in the spoon position.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-committing-adultery-gets-stuck-10149719

What happened is that this couple were a pair of cheaters, and the cuckold husband used a magic potion on his victims (known in the USA as Super Glue). I bet he found the lube she was using and mixed it in there. Anyhow, this couple got stuck while fucking and so they called for help. Naturally when you yell, “Help me – my dick’s stuck!!!” at the top of your lungs you will draw a crowd. The crowd wound up parading/passing the couple through the streets to the hospital. The crowds gawked. The damsel cowered. And the guy with his dick stuck seemed to enjoy the attention.

Author: Col. Wilhelm Bartholomew III

Leading the charge against societal decay!