Analog Clocks Will Die

Society is getting dumber.  My first job was as a watch repairman for J.C. Penny – not J.C. Penney (which demonstrates the Mandela effect). These days, most kids cannot read a clock:

http://kfor.com/2017/03/12/study-4-in-5-oklahoma-city-students-cant-read-clocks/

This is due to too much internet and phone trolling. My generation did not need them. However, in the past 20 years most parents got their kids cell phones out of paranoid  concepts that some weirdo wants to steal their kid away. So they spent $600 a year on some phone that constantly gets splashed or dropped until broken. And meanwhile their kids are growing up to be indoctrinated leftist morons who cannot even read a simple clock. Analog clocks will be gone in 30 years at this pace.

Author: Col. Wilhelm Bartholomew III

Leading the charge against societal decay!