Airport Security Wants to Touch Your Groin (Over and Over)

If you happen to get singled out by security at the airport, the new thing is that they are now patting your groin down so thoroughly that they will stroke it 8 times or so. It seems like most of the security guards are men, so this makes the Groin staff really not want to fly anymore!

http://www.weeklystandard.com/mccormack-hands-on-with-the-tsas-new-enhanced-pat-down-procedure/article/2009631

Author: Lord Beardschlimmer Wilhelm Bartholomew III

Leading the charge against societal decay!