North Korea: Save or Shit-Can?

Ok let’s keep this simple:

You cannot negotiate with some asshole who is BBQ’ing his own military hierarchy with a flame thrower. So here is what you do.

1) You sink all their submarines. Their submarines are hunks of junk, which give off loud acoustics since their engines don’t run smoothly. This is cool, since the NK media won’t have to notify the public, since they won’t want to look weak.

2) You could then approach their leadership with a wink and suggest “Wanna talk now??’
Why do that though, when you could instead choose option three.

3) Bribe the North Korean leadership with pre-loaded cyrpto-currency wallets to turn Kim-Yong-Whats-His-Fuck into fishfood, while they get sanctuary and diplomatic immunity to flee afterwards.

4) Replace Fat Face with a couple of look-alike dummies who follow US instructions to the T. Pay them all very well with cryptos. Do not let the public of NK or United States know that Pyongyang has been sacked internally. Rather:

5) Send the Soviets in to secure the command and control structure of the ICBM’s and the (ironically named) long-range No Dong missiles. What do the Soviets get in return? Eased sanctions and a second meeting with President Trump.

6) Have the new NK leadership reassure the public that all is well, with the Soviets behind them to make them feel safe. The US now proceeds to airlift massive food-drops to the peasantry, especially in the country-sides, along with pro-US propaganda, such as quality ganster rap albums about comin’ up big-time. Inspire them to understand the wonders of a pure capitalist system! Why sell rice, when there’s more money to be made selling ho’s and gats??? Look for higher profit margins!

The best thing about this plan is that it could already have happened and not one of you would even know that it has occurred already.

Problem Solved.

Sexbots v. Hos Re Millenials

So let’s get this straight. A top madame is saying sexbots can’t compete with her hos. That hos offer more ‘intimacy and companionship’, I beg to differ.

First off, sexbots don’t have a pimp waiting to ‘strip you down’ and take your wallet and leave you naked and broke, with your clothes all stolen including your shoes. Secondly, sexbots don’t look up at the clock every five minutes. Nor do they take calls from other clients while you are doing the nasty with them.

The shocking part of the article is the part where the madame speaks of a ton of ‘millenial virgins’ coming in to have sex for the first time. How PATHETIC. Between the MeToo movement, the Equality for Furries Movement, the androgenous movement, feminist studies classes, and an armada of enemies to the red-blooded American man – what are we left with in society these days. The answer is a box of kleenex and a blistery hand.

Let’s face it. Hookers are costly, often not that hot, and may carry a disease or two. Also even the best of hookers goes on her period. And that’s NO FUN!

Once you buy a sexbot , not only is there no clock-watching, or pimp ambushes, nor police sting ops. You can bang that sexbot til your heart’s content. She won’t talk back about her ‘limits’. She won’t deny you GFE. She won’t field phone calls from other clients. And she may even be hotter than the call girls in the photo re the linked article:

Another cool thing is the potential to have her in the shotgun seat of your car, as you drive down that L.A. highway. Once pulled over for a carpool violation, as you gleefully zip past the traffic jams, one can assert to the police that this is, in fact, my girlfriend.